How to cook a doormat
I don’t know whether it’s only me or does everyone get meat cravings whenever they are near kiamaiko or smell meat cooking. Now there was this one time when I was passing by kiamaiko and like is always the case, I couldn’t beat that urge. Therefore I decided to treat myself and bought a whole goat stomach (tripe). If you have ever boiled tripe (matumbo) you probably know that it takes a whole lot of time to cook.
But since this time I was seriously in the zone after taking my jaba juice,I knew I will have the patience to wait. I did all the cleaning with the dilligence and zeal that comes with handas and placed it on my cooker to boil.
I don’t know whether am the only one who encounters this problem of getting univited guests when am cooking meat or it’s a universal thing. And alas here they came. But thank God they were chewing khat like they were in a grinding contest and therefore there was no competition for my matumbo;I thought. But just to make sure that I was safe, I added hot pepper without asking for anyone’s opinion- just incase push came to shove, those that don’t like it hot could exclude themselves.
Like in a normal miraa chewing session, jaba stories(story za jaba juice) are in plenty. And so we chatted until we forgot there was something boiling. That was until I heard one of us ask “kwani hii matumbo haiivi ?”. I rushed to the pot to check only to find that all the water had evaporated. I prodded the contents of the pot severally to check whether they were ready. But nothing was giving. I added more water so as to continue the boiling.
After what seemed like an eternity, I decided enough was enough and even if the matumbo was not well cooked, to me it was ready. Now it was time to chop up the matumbo for frying.
I poured the soup into another pot to be used later during frying. One of my friends asked for a cup of the soup so as to have a taste and he was like “hii supu haina chumvi”. I politely passed the salt shaker to him.
Aha, to my suprise, the matumbo was no matumbo but my doormat. After all that boiling marathon, there it was like nothing had happened to it. No wonder the cooking had taken that long. And there beside my jiko, lay my matumbo unpacked just like I came with it from kiamaiko.
As of today, am yet to know how or who put the doormat in my sufuria. If you are the culprit, you are already forgiven. But please come forward so that I can prove my sanity.
Feeling the jaba juice buzz
You ever feel that rush when you take a sip of gwazz jaba juice? It’s like a burst of energy that hits you right in the soul! The moment that smooth, rich flavor dances on your tongue, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Packed with natural cathinone and antioxidants, it’s not just a drink; it’s a game-changer.
I mean, who needs coffee when you can have this vibrant elixir? It’s perfect for those late-night study sessions or when you’re gearing up for a weekend adventure. The best part? It keeps you focused and alert without the crash that comes with other energy drinks.
Plus, jaba juice is all about that feel-good vibe. It’s like a little celebration in a cup, making every moment feel a bit more electric. So, next time you need a boost, grab that jaba juice and feel the buzz take over. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Muguka juice, oh boy, what a wild ride! Imagine sipping on a vibrant green elixir that’s like a party for your taste buds. The moment it hits your lips, you can feel a gentle buzz creeping in, like a warm hug from the inside. It’s not just about the flavor; it’s that delightful lift in your mood!
You know that feeling when you’ve just crushed a workout? That’s the energy boost miraa juice delivers, but without the jitters! It’s packed with nutrients that keep you alert and focused, perfect for those long study sessions or creative bursts.
And let’s not forget the social aspect! Sharing a glass with friends turns any gathering into a lively chat fest. Just be ready for some giggles and deep conversations. So, if you’re looking for a fun, natural way to elevate your day, khat juice might just be your new best friend!